Nicknames are fun, but they’re names that other people typically pick out for us. But today you get to pick out your own name. Your blues musician name.
The rules are simple:
- Pick a malady.
- Pick a fruit.
- Pick the last name of an American president.
That’s it.
This is based in tribute to one of the early greats of the blues, Blind Lemon Jefferson.
For today’s assignment, create your blues musican name. For extra credit write a blues riff to sing in your new incarnation.
Me? I’m Badback Gooseberry Clinton.
Here’s my example:
Da dada da da.
When I work up this morn’n.
Da dada da da.
I had to write me an assignment.
Da dada da da.
But I don’t need to write me no assignment.
‘cause I’m gonna write these blues away.
I got me the low down, can’t get the words right blues.
Badback Gooseberry Clinton
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Too fun!
Da da dada…
Windows were open…
Da da dada…
No snap just crack…
Da da dada…
The roastin’ was toastin’…
Da da dada…
And then there was …chaaaaff….
Da da dada…
All night aroma…
Da da dada…
The mornin’ it came…
Da da dada…
Early and blurry…
Da da dada…
Home-made staked claim!!!!!!!!
~Smiley Bean Carter
Lame Banana Bush
Excellent. Now let’s hear your riff!
Deee yow de dow dow, dup dow dow,
Deee yow de dow dee, deep dow de dow da
Weeeeell I done did me some writin’
( dup dow dow,)
waaay down there by the hangin’ tree
Deee yow de dow dow, dup dow dow,
Deee yow de dow dee, deep dow de dow da
Saiiid I done did me some writin’
( dup dow dow,)
waaay down there by the hangin’ tree
Deee yow de dow dow, dup dow dow,
Deee yow de dow dee, deep dow de dow da
Now tha editor man he gonna push me too hard,
(dweep!)
gonna find some fruit on that hangin’ tree
Deee yow de dow dow,
and it aint gone be me,
Deee yow de dow
that’s right baby!
Deee yow de dow dee, deep dow de dow da… etc
ooops: forgot the name — Sniffles Stinkfruit Eisenhower